Skipping quickly over the long-overdue-ness of this post, I would like to quickly wish everybody a happy new year for 2012, and welcome you all to the last year of your lives. Okay, I'll admit it - when I was younger (and more impressionable) I believed that the turn of the Millennium was going to result in the end of the world as we knew it (my bet was on nuclear war caused by ex-Soviet Bloc countries not keeping their computer systems up-to-date). But I was only 99% sure, so I decided to get my family and closest friends together for the Millennium just to party, thinking that if I was wrong, we'd only have major hangovers to recover from, but that if I was right, I'd be building a new world from the burnt-out ashes of the old one shoulder-to-shoulder with the people most important to me at the time. And then... Nothing happened!
It was that time that I first started getting interested in conspiracy-theories (the death of Lady-D and the success of X-Files being major contributors!), but it wasn't until years later that I saw a video of Bill Clinton talking about the 'rising sun' (if you don't know what I'm on about, click here) in his State of the Union address of 2000. For my small but dedicated audience, I apologise for repeating shit you already know - but they had planned on sticking a golden capstone on top of the Great Pyramid of Giza to mark the millennium, until some Islamic extremist pilot shouted 'Allahu Akbar' and crashed the plane into the sea, thus killing America's dream of donating the capstone and symbolically 'completing the great work', etc. etc. (Old news to most of us by now!).
But it occured to me that maybe the symbolic INcompletion of the Great Work was in fact the actual beginning, and the Mayan Calendar 2012 End Of The World-thing is the end of it. This would complete exactly 13 years (one for each year of the the number of stars on the original American flag, the current EU flag, etc.).
The changeover from the Age of Pisces to the Age of Aquarius is not an exact thing, and it makes sense that those who believe they can steer humanity in a particular direction would try to do so over an achieveable period of time (like 13 years) instead of literally overnight, as would have been the case if the Millennium Bug had been even half right.
At this point, I should just point out that it's nearly 5am on the first day of 2012, and I've been drinking all night! Nevertheless, despite a recent lack of blogging on this subject, I've been thinking for some time that all the Financial Crisis shit is the climax to the 13-year-long Millennium-switch. The 'hidden in plain view' thing doesn't even apply any more - they've made it clear to even the most un-conspiracy-theorist types that the short-term future includes killing off free/public healthcare/education etc. and a complete removal of the middle class. By the end of this year, you'll either be Working Class (ie. need to work to pay your bills), or Upper Class (ie. have an inherited fortune that will pay the bills for generations to come.
Climax?!...
The battle-lines, long-since drawn (as mentioned here) will come to a head over the next year, and by 2013, we'll have a New Feudalism on a global scale. So what can you do? As you know, I like to end on a positive... (wait a minute, I'm thinking!)... Oh yeah - the Power have got so greedy and selfish that even they don't know that they're working to a schedule, and they're going to push the poor over the edge before the end of the year ahead. The outcome of the final battle (and the Setting Sun of the Mayan Calendar) will be either:
a) A total collapse of life as we know it (because of bloody revolution/riot/lawlessness)
b) Same old same old (the least likely, because everybody on every side of the battle are fed-up of the way things are!)
c) Something that is more or less like what we've got now, but with nobody giving a penny in tax or charity to the poor, and everyone looking out for number one.
So my happy end-note?
Spend the next year gathering your shit together, and make sure your not left standing with your cock in your hand. Save up (and convert it into gold, 'cos currency ain't worth the paper it's printed on!), dig in, and most importantly of all, be ready for the Big Fizzle - the chronic anti-climax that will follow the Not-The-End-Of-The-World. Because the Millennium Bug only hit the paranoid, but they've been drumming in the 2012 thing for everyone, so when there is no Apocalypse, everyone will think it was all a load of shit, and not realise that it really was the end. Your freedom only ends when you let it. Stand hard. And Love.
MonkeyPuzzla 2012




