Next President on Tour

Barak's on tour. As if he'd already won the presidency, he's visited the troops, then gone to the place that wins elections in the USA: Israel. He's there, poking his piece of paper into the Wailing Wall (read it here!), wearing his skull-cap. Funny how every US president is Jewish whenever they go to Israel. They're also Catholic when they go to met the Pope. In fact, the only thing you never see them do is put on a turban and walk around the Black Stone at Mecca. Why not? I've no idea, but Barak could have more claim to do so than most soon-to-be-presidents...
Why do US presidents always have three names? (First name, Mother's maiden name, Father's Surname) JFK, LBJ, GWB etc. For this criteria, Hillary had a much better chance of being president - Hilary Rodham Clinton. But wait! Barak DOES have a middle name he can use to make himself sound more presidential. HUSSAIN! The next president, the one who will liberate Iraq from US oppression (by pulling out his own troops), is called Hussain!
But will he actually BE the next president? Only time will tell, but take note: In her speech recognising him as winner, Hillary made reference to the assassination of Robert Kennedy, and the fact that he will be officially recognised at the Democratic Convention on August 28th, the 40th anniversary of the"I have a dream" speech by Martin Luther King - who she also kindly pointed out had been assassinated. Keep looking over your shoulder, Barry H - Hillary's not out yet!
UPDATE:
Well, I decided today (28.08.2008) to add here the news that there was a planned assassination. It took me about 20 minutes to find this story on BBC (click here) which, as it turns out, was NOT a real plan after all. Nevertheless, I'm still vindicated, because the news the day before claimed they had foiled a plot to murder Mr Hussain.
Incidentally; I wish to state here that I do not wish any harm on any of the candidates (or any human being either), and with the non-plan now thwarted, lets hope there's no more attempts or not-attempts.
2nd UPDATE:
In case you haven't noticed, he IS president now!