Al Goresmen of the Apocalypse

Before I begin, I just want to say that in the world of conspiracy-theory you see a lot of stuff about bible prophecy, and I want to make it clear that while I am not a practicing Christian, I realise that both the bible-bashers and the Satanists DO believe in this stuff.
So, a while ago I watched Al Gore's documentary about global warming - a package of facts that everyone except the Americans had already known for about 10 fucking years!! (don't forget as well, that as Vice-President under Clinton, it was HIM that did not sign the Kyoto Treaty all them years ago). And when he won a noble prize, I said that he could've done a lot more to save the planet by not letting Bush into office with a minority of the vote (but that's another story!)
So, a while ago, I saw posters here in Spain for a new documentary project called 'No Hunger' (title is in English even in Spain), with the web address pideseloalgore.com - "ask Al Gore". Turns out, it's not his docuemntary, but they're trying to get his support.
So I thought that with him already single-handedly ending global warming (ie. pestilence) and hunger (ie. famine) there was only 2 of the four horsemen of the apocalypse left for this false prophet. So imagine my surprise when I saw a news story about 2 American journalists captured 'spying' in North Korea - and they plan to send him as special envoy. The twist? The journalists work for HIS media company!!! So when he manages to broker a peace-deal with the North Koreans, that'll be War that he's managed to chase off on his red steed.
Conclusion? There's only one horesman left for Al to tackle - Death. Probably the most difficult of the 4: Maybe his media company will announce that his scientific division has discovered a cure for death?
Apocalypsis aside for a moment: Ask yourselves how it is that one of the companies that he heads is making BILLIONS from the 'climate change' issue? (notice that since we've had a couple of cold summers, they've dropped the words 'global warming'?!) - He's one of the one's pushing for a global 'carbon tax' that will punish you and me for producing carbon, but not bother the big corporations that are pumping it out for fun!
UPDATE:
I was looking through the Encyclopedia Dramatica when I discovered this:
In ASCII code, "al gore" = 97 + 108 + 32 + 103 + 111 + 114 + 101 = 666, therefore Al Gore is the anti-Christ.
Make of this what you will, dear readers!